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Reach Out to the Ps.(ROP) (Thursday, May 07, 2009)
See, that's my ambition: set up a ROP organization to save the many suffering Ps.Hello, I was supposed to be lengthening our LA SIA presentation script but due to popular demand (or rather, to XXX’s request), I decided to continue on the Hall of Slackers, but I won’t plagiarise, thus I won’t call it HilaryH’s Hall of Slackers. Read the post before this if you haven’t been introduced to the Hall of Slackers. Before I type out anything, I’m not going to say that “this is not directed to anyone in particular” because the truth is that, it is, for some particular examples. But you don’t know where you fit into the Hall of Slackers or whether you’re even included in it, and I’m not going to reveal anything anyway. So scroll down and read the controversial, scandalous, slanderous, offending words so you can gossip about it in your cliques at school/cca/wherever. DISC Slacker Personality Test Downright Slacker: This High D Slacker slacks right in front of you, he doesn’t care whether you or anyone, for that matter, knows that he likes to slack and procrastinate and not do work because he just doesn’t care or want to do it. Idle Slacker. This High I Slacker receives emails late, sends emails late, submits work late, and often attributes these unpunctuality to excuses such as “I’m so stressed, I got CCA, I got tuition, I got piano, I got ballet, I got drawing class…” Wake up my dear, who isn’t stressed? Cunning Slacker. This High C Slacker stays back with you, goes to your house for projects, does everything that seems unslackish. However, this High C is very clever, he is there physically but not there mentally at all. He just comes; leaves and claim that he has done work when all he has accomplished is to take up some extra space that you could have used. Sloppy Slacker. This High S Slacker pretends that he has done some quality work and you happily accept for editing. However, you open the file and you are horrified by the absolutely rubbish, stupid work that a 5 year old is capable of. You are appalled but forced to acknowledge that he has done some work because no one likes telling people in the face, “Your work is shit.” Of course, there are sub-types: IC: Invisible Cloak Slacker. This IC disappears during lunches and recesses when you try to find him to try to finish some details about the latest ‘fun’ project, only appearing when the second bell rings. ID: I Dunno Slacker. This ID’s excuse for everything is “I don’t know, I didn’t know.” He pretends that he doesn’t see you doing work, even if you’re like working on the project 20 cm away from him. DC: Doesn’t Capitalise Slacker. This DC has some undeniable talent at a particular thing, but doesn’t put his talent to use because he just doesn’t care. DS: Dirty Scandals Slacker. This is not a severe Slacker type, the DS gossip while they work. Own up, almost everyone has a DS Streak in them, just not as strong as compared to the High DS-ers. Okay, I have exhausted my mind; XXX help me think of more. Feel free to take the test to understand your Slacker type better! And I hope that this very long analysis has quenched your thirst for some scandalous, slanderous stuff to talk about. THE REAL POST: Got back confirmed Chinese paper back: 78.5/110 Got back History paper: 14/18 Got back Cumulonimbus Cloud: 42/60 I passed Math. HAHA, MATH RETARD/IDIOT/NO CLUER DIDN’T FAIL MATH, YAY YAY YAY YAY YAY . Woohoo. I don’t care whether 98% of the Sec 2 cohort got A1 and I got a borderline A2, I PASSED. 1st interesting fact of the day: Out of the 4 major math tests I have taken, I passed 2, failed 2. So it’s a good accomplishment. I honestly don’t feel sad, not one bit. In fact, I’m overjoyed, over the moon, on cloud nine. Yeah I know the paper was damn easy compared to Mrs Wong’s quizzes but just let me bask in this mathematical sunshine for awhile. The rest of the papers were satisfactory, if not more than. Yay MSG improved crazily from last year :D Just need Language Arts to improve my MSG, and then I’ll be super duper huper luper happy. Oh where oh where, is my dear, Cumulus Cloud? Facebook is a giant conspiracy to rob innocent internet users of their deserved privacy, go AntiFB. Had the most intelligent talk with Lingli on the way to the bus stop since I met her. 2nd interesting fact of the day: Siqi runs very fast with her cello :D Oh my posts are getting so controversial, it’s almost offensive. Hah. |