Wednesday, September 09, 2009

Come see the violence inherent in the system!

I would count today as the slackest day of the holidays so far. I did not do anything for the whole morning; I can’t even remember what I did in the first place, I didn’t even wake up remotely late.

Anyway, only really started work at about 3pm, then got distracted by (ancient) British comedy sketches and ended up watching the whole movie of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The film is already 34 years old, it’s a cult classic. It’s the most ridiculous and nonsensical thing ever, but I guess that’s what makes Monty Python. The stupidity is hilarious and the obvious evidence of low budgeting is expertly turned into pure silliness.

I’ve finished Physics until Electric Power but I can’t figure out where to locate a MCB in a consumer unit. I will probably make myself finish the Chinese mock paper tomorrow morning once and for all, and then maybe attempt history paper. And crap, I realise that I’ve got to finish Forces by tomorrow/Friday because Saturday has been reserved for esperanza.

We’re doing Apologise (Singaporean students are really supposed to use British English) for esperanza and firstly, I don’t even know what esperanza is for but this means that I’ve got to skip tuition again, that’s two weeks in a row. First Nanyang Glitters now this.

Tomorrow is already Thursday and that’s 6 days to Physics block test; 34 days to start of EOYs, shit. There isn’t a single ounce of information pertaining to Chemistry and Biology in my mind, sadly.

“Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left.”
“Yes I have.”
“Look!”
“It’s just a flesh wound.”

“I don’t want to talk to you anymore, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

“Come see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I’m being repressed!”
“Bloody peasant.”
“Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, didn’t you?”

The last quote is especially hilarious :D but too bad you’ve got to watch it to understand. Here it is!

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